How to hide a 4 foot tall hookah?
I'm 18 and still living in my parent's house. I bought a hookah today at the town smoke shop that was on sale at about $60 (originally $90). My dads indifferent to it as long as its not illegal hookahs for sale in canada meaning he'll turn a blind eye to me smoking it as long as the cops don't show up, but if my mom catches me (she's paranoid about the thought of me smoking), my dad will punish me along with whatever her punishment is. So I'm looking for good hiding spots for a 4 foot hookah that are easily accessible but that my mom won't find, meaning not at my friends house or something. 10 points to whoever can come up with the most reasonable hiding spot.
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